V 2 N. 3 Yes, Shakespeare Knew Cross Country - A Repeat Performance with Apologies

 The lads at the tavern kept the suds a flowin' this past week and I did not even think of posting this old story of the Battle of Agincourt so well documented by one W. Shakespeare,  when cross country was a true sport of nations.  Now days visa procurement, becomes more important than simple invasion of another country in order to compete on their playing fields.  And who the hell would want to invade Greenland in order to run a meet dressed half bare arsed across melting glaciers, or tramping through the oil and tar sands of the Orinoco Valley?  Aye lads instead the swamps north of the Everglades were the scene of  that sacred gathering, dodging stray boa constrictors and drug test units.  That aside, let us go back to better times when there was no question whether to vax or not to vax,  when survival was truly of the fittest. When the cross bow was not yet invented and the long bow was the ultimate weapon in our arsenals. (Military enthusiasts may want to correct me on this).  I shall claim poetic license.  So get that twist out of yer knickers and sit back and relax and enjoy the bard once more.

Shakespeare Knew Cross Country

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